how fabulous your life is
Funny how certain models want to make you believe in their blog how fabulous their live is, how they earn big $$$ and have one paid job after another, when in reality they can barely pay their rent and have debts with you beyond acceptable, which they refuse to pay. One thing is great though: Facing them in court, their "I'm broke and can't pay" argument won't count, if all their web says differently :-))
P.S. Those expensive boobies hang again. How sad is that?!
the before and after drama
Honestly, y'all know, that with professional photography nowadays there's a whole lot of photoshop to every pic, and I long planned to make a section of my site where I show off the retouching, and how the pictures were originally shot. That said I have just received a priceless writing from an opposing lawyer of a former model, amongst other bullshit e.g. threatening me to not dare show before-and-after pictures of my work, because it would defame the model... yeah right ;-)))) Not to mention the girl does erotic dance performances in public, where she is shown wearing far less clothing than in any of my pictures - and logically without photoshop. as if that wouldn't defame anyone LOL
Excuse me - when have I ever been impressed by lawyer talk?! I am quite sure, a photographer is allowed to advertise and show off his retouching skills. So have fun filing any lawsuit, cause even if you win eventually, I have legal insurance, and I don't give a damn. :)
How to become a famous goth model
Success recipe on becoming a famous goth model: Completely scarify your arms, be a coke addict, offer yourself to clothing designer for free to get good pics, and then show off on facebook how fabulous your life is! :)
How to be an image thief
Simply take others copyrighted work and use it any way you see fit without their permission. If they politely ask you to remove it, tell them what jerks they are, and that it's not their photography after all. In pending lawsuits don't expect any expenses, since any judge will say "of course you were allowed to use their work!" And if presented with a note of fees, or even with a fine, simply claim bankruptcy! They won't send you to prison, will they?!
